Original short and sweet report: On Sunday, January 7th, ski trail grooming is in progress at both Park Creek and Alturas Laker ski areas. The sun is peaking through at around noon knocking the edge off a chill morning.

Robot suggested artificially intelligent version:
Are you ready for an extraordinary skiing adventure? Join us on Sunday, January 7th, as our dedicated team is hard at work grooming the ski trails at both Park Creek and Alturas Laker ski areas. As the sun peeks through the clouds around noon, it’s the perfect time to hit the slopes and shake off the morning chill. Experience the thrill of carving your way down our freshly groomed trails, surrounded by breathtaking views and invigorating mountain air. Whether you’re a seasoned skier seeking an adrenaline rush or a beginner looking for an unforgettable winter getaway, our expertly maintained slopes offer the ideal conditions for an exhilarating skiing experience. Embrace the magic of the mountains this winter and create unforgettable memories with us!

You decide. Say No to Robots!

On January fifth, National Birds Day, all trails at Alturas Lake were groomed and looking very good. Don’t ask for the meaning of the song of a bird or the rising of the sun on a misty morning. There they are, and they are beautiful.

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Another report generated by artificial intelligence for your enjoyment…
On December 27th all trails at Park Creek and Alturas Lake were groomed. More grooming is scheduled for Friday the 29th at Alturas. The trails look good the weather is clear and sunny. Looking to spend a day outdoors? Come and explore the beautiful trails at Park Creek and Alturas Lake. With the recent grooming, the trails are in excellent condition, ready for you to enjoy a day of outdoor adventure. Take in the breathtaking scenery, breathe in the fresh air, and experience the tranquility of nature. Don’t miss out on this opportunity to connect with nature and recharge your soul. Visit us today and discover the wonders of Park Creek and Alturas Lake trails.
More grooming scheduled for Friday afternoon at Alturas.

 

The following report was generated by artificial intelligence…
“Hit the slopes this winter and experience the exhilarating feeling of skiing on freshly groomed trails at Alturas Lake! Whether you’re a beginner or an expert, you’ll find the perfect skate lane and classic tracks to glide on. From the bridge to the lake, you’ll be greeted with pristine conditions, while the skate lane from the highway to the bridge offers a thrilling adventure. Despite the amount of snow on the ground, the conditions are surprisingly good, providing an unforgettable skiing experience. Don’t miss out on this winter wonderland!”

WOW!, that sounds way more cheerful than anything Old Davinius could come up with. He is currently researching ways to turn down the positivity knob on his computer… in the meantime, the skiing is actually pretty good to just fine. Look out for rocks and stumps.

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